very very hot

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart haye meri tauba tauba - 2

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart haye meri tauba tauba - 2

Sutta bhi peendiya, whisky bhi peendiya - 2

Whisky bhi peendiya very very hot, haye meri tauba tauba

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart haye meri tauba tauba

Bike-an chalandiyaa, car-an chalandiyaa - 2

Car-an chalandiya very very fast, haye meri tauba tauba

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart haye meri tauba tauba

Make-up lagandiyaa, lipstick lagandiyaa - 2

Lipstick lagandiya very very dark, haye meri tauba tauba

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart, haye meri tauba tauba

Jeans-an bhi paindeeya, skirt-an bhi paindeeya - 2

Skirt-an bhi paindeeya very very short, haye meri tauba tauba

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart haye meri tauba tauba

Ghoonsa lagandeeya, chaanta bhi maardeenya - 2

Chaanta bhi maardeenya very very hard, haye meri tauba tauba

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart haye meri tauba tauba - 8

nothin comes frm nothin..nothin ever cud

its not a promise
its not the truth
i have been given
a red blue tooth

how its going
where will it go
something is hidden
i dont know, so

there were apples
but not enuf water
nothin to do of hunger
if theres no thirst

gone are the days
wen cold was cold
now e'thing's turned
whos who of what


if i m goin crazy
y do yu truble urself
i don knw if its
the only truth yu knw

day in and day out

A lazy start
its already 7.15
seems that i m late again

still i ramble thru
the open doors
and stretch my hands
and shake a bit

gud morning ma
n morning pa
"wanna hav coffee"
hmmmm...nah

a look in the mirror
with toothbrush terror
horoscope on the radio
and a laugh on sud

in and out
in jus two secs
and then get ready
for breakfast

i din no work
for mum today
got a scold
and a spanking
but its usual now
i hav started liking

thats how my day began
lets c now how it ends
waise who cares
i gonna scribble
the same thing
day after day
till theres a sunday

"Chalo bhabhiji main chalti hu"

Beti aur kya kya kar leti ho?khana pakana ata hai?tumhari hobbies kya kya hai?nachne aur gaane ka shawk hai?tumahri fav.dish kaun si hai? uffffffffff........after finishing my collage i had 2 face lot of terrible questions.sounding very simple naa???anybody can give answers of these questions.it seems very simple but complicated too!!!
It is not only the experience of mine but also experience of those girls who has just finished their post graduation."ladki bade hone ki tension apne parents ko kam.padosiyon ko jyaada hoti hai.shuklaji shaadi karao beti ki,beti ne post graduation complete kar liya hai" lolz.
"post graduation complete kar liya hai????"--what does it mean?,for getting married what is the use of this statement?? I hav a answer.....simple --It means whenever you have completed your post graduation you have to get married otherwise you wil get TAKLA (AADHA CHAAND),BUDDHA LADKA.
Instead of asking for age,padosi use "post graduation" word-very smart hai na?
anyways let's talk about padosi aurte (womens)...padosi womens are very expert in brain wash.first she will come to ur mom,then she wud try to find out 2 things.first-Is there some problem in ur marriage? or second- Have ur parents not yet realized that you are eligible for marriage?
She starts with -Aapki ladki Kitni badi ho gayi hai,IIIIIIIIItni chhoti si thi,kaise time jata hai pata hi nahi chalta,kab bacche bade ho jate hai pata hi nahi chalta.(Time wala sentence-very typical,she wants ur mom to realize.Then she starts praising you-kitni soni ho gayi hai,bhabhi bilkul aap pe gayi hai.(thank god bhaisaheb nahi hai,nahi toh tab kya kahti aunty).
At the end she uses third degree formula-which is very torturable--not understood???After using first and second formula when she found bhabhi pe toh koi asar nahi ho raha hai then she starts making third degree formula.
Sharmaji ki ladki ko jaante hai naa aap,uss ladki ne bahut padai ki,company se foreign jaane ka mauka bhi mila,har cheez me naseeb acchi bechari ki,lekin late shaadi hone ki wazah se ladka bada ganda mila.Itna kaala Itna kaala kya batau bhabhiji....bilkul pados me jo dog hai naa apna doberman...... uske jaisa!!!!Aur upper se TAKLA.ladki itni sunder aur ladka kisi layak nahi.aur haaaaaaaaaa pita bhi hai.aap log me maas-macchi(non-veg) nahi khaate naa,woh bhi aapke caste ka hai,lekin sab khaata hai.ladki usse jyaada kamati hai.kya karegi bechari,zindagi bhar usse bana k khilayegi.Then she takes long deep breath and ends the story with consoling sentence ---Bahut bura hua.sahi age me shaadi ho gayi hoti toh itna adjustments nahi karna padta.
Do u know one thing ? --To tell such a spicy story you need to have 2 things.first is confidence and second is horrible expressions.---nahi toh bhabhi ke ander beti k bade hone ka darr kaise baithega.hahahah
finally aunty complets her mission and ends the story with "CHALO BHABHIJI MAIN CHALTI HU"

school jaana hai

zooom swwooosssssssh bhoooom dhum dham dip dip dip...

the last few months were no less than a ride...initially wen we joined the company, neither there were responsibilities nor authority..so obviously we felt like a fish out of water...now there are many newbies who joined after us makin us the oldies of course...but this post is not just for the workers (we are, as a matter of fact)..this is also for those who are endlessly hunting for a job but still haven't figured out the light at the end of the tunnel..i know..its taxing..

hey yu all guys must be aware that many left their job because of frustration and *&$%#@ but nuthin cant be done of this..as being freshers some bosses take our toll and just squeeze out all the energy which even Glucon D can't replace...

so its better we chuck it and move on and if it is for better, we wont regret our decision ever.

i don know how many of you miss college life, but i miss it the most..that day i used to think...why on earth shud i wake up early and drag myself to college where i will have to sleep on that small chair...but observing the situation now..i think that sleepin in the classroom was much more easier than listening a boss attentively and meeting the deadlines...

there are only a few persons with whom yu can gossip about a bad state in ohhpeece (aka office) but there are many to badmouth the lectures...with the phamous (aka famous) lines...yahan ka system hi kaharab hai

wearing three fourths and sleeveless was a fun on saturday...but we always objected..and insisted to make it an attire for weekdays too..but now its just the formals...only sundays are a respite...


i wish to be a school kid again

wen punishments meant
standing outside the class
and have funn

wen leaves meant
visiting granny's place
and play all day

wen lunch meant
mom nagging you
to eat that ajeeb sa sabji

wen summers meant
mangoes, roohafza and
frooti, icegola and frends

wen promise meant
a new frock when i
behave well at uncle's place

wen i dint know
what does the word
'meant' meant

wen wen wen
wen will i go back??

it was D for the entire month

D was such a letter which was being talked about very much for the last two months. D for ISC just not stands for Damsels...but many other things...viz D for Dhanuska for RTF students who miss him very very much. then for PR its dipstick analysis which they seldom do but discuss a lot...D for dress code for advertising guys and D for don't know for journalism but the greatum great thing for D was guess what...not Dev D baba, it was Dissertation. A thing which acted as a vampire suckin blood of some..a nightmare robbing eyes of their sleep or it was just plain D for those who think it is a cakewalk...and those who think this..please give their views...now when the dissertation is finally submitted...there are more things attached to this prolonged D. It is presentation, tickets and where wud we stay wen we go there...while few have their buddies stayin over there, other have no clue about this..this is the time wen old buddies(whom ppl have stopped contacting for one or the other reason) will be remembered and called and messaged...but above all, does anyone know what kinda ppt do we have to prepare and who is in the panel..so we can have an idea(or for that matter airtel) about the tough questions...

the one thing thats for sure...there wont be any great Ram-Bharat milap with frends not called on the same day...fish...why cant we take a month's holiday and go back to daily lazy mornings and day getting over at 4 in the evening...or in other words get paid holidays for few days...so that i can splurge on shopping or at sponsor a kewl trip to Goa or somewhere...if only dreams were horses, i would be riding them all alone...but did anyone realise our academic is finally done and we wont care for marks anymore...no more "course kitna hua" questions ot jealous becouse of other's notes...now we will do everything for either money, praise or satisfaction, if there is at all...i even don't know, when will i meet my dear frends..with whom i spent 18 hours in a day..i dont know, even if i meet them, will all those memories revived or when i meet them, the gossips which we enjoyed will matter at all...we will jus exchange hugs and few 'miss yu' quotes and split again makin promises to meet again..at times i also miss my next door frend, whom i haven't met since 3 months so how much will it matter if i dont meet my frends in other cities...

that the reason i like saying "nostalgia is not good as it used to be"...with this note, I know the last D which will be sought after for all the months to come is none other than "desire"

My Tiffin box..was so colourful

My best hang out place....
aaahhh...i think we made every possible place in college our hang out property.
I attended college....
to save on my chance to flunk but stilll :(
The place i have never been...
naaa...i haven't left a single arena untouched by my steps

I slept during...
movies,lectures...!!

Club was the..............place to hang out
usual place to hang out.but for sure Best place