very very hot

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart haye meri tauba tauba - 2

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart haye meri tauba tauba - 2

Sutta bhi peendiya, whisky bhi peendiya - 2

Whisky bhi peendiya very very hot, haye meri tauba tauba

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart haye meri tauba tauba

Bike-an chalandiyaa, car-an chalandiyaa - 2

Car-an chalandiya very very fast, haye meri tauba tauba

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart haye meri tauba tauba

Make-up lagandiyaa, lipstick lagandiyaa - 2

Lipstick lagandiya very very dark, haye meri tauba tauba

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart, haye meri tauba tauba

Jeans-an bhi paindeeya, skirt-an bhi paindeeya - 2

Skirt-an bhi paindeeya very very short, haye meri tauba tauba

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart haye meri tauba tauba

Ghoonsa lagandeeya, chaanta bhi maardeenya - 2

Chaanta bhi maardeenya very very hard, haye meri tauba tauba

ISC ki kudiyan very very smart haye meri tauba tauba - 8

nothin comes frm nothin..nothin ever cud

its not a promise
its not the truth
i have been given
a red blue tooth

how its going
where will it go
something is hidden
i dont know, so

there were apples
but not enuf water
nothin to do of hunger
if theres no thirst

gone are the days
wen cold was cold
now e'thing's turned
whos who of what


if i m goin crazy
y do yu truble urself
i don knw if its
the only truth yu knw

day in and day out

A lazy start
its already 7.15
seems that i m late again

still i ramble thru
the open doors
and stretch my hands
and shake a bit

gud morning ma
n morning pa
"wanna hav coffee"
hmmmm...nah

a look in the mirror
with toothbrush terror
horoscope on the radio
and a laugh on sud

in and out
in jus two secs
and then get ready
for breakfast

i din no work
for mum today
got a scold
and a spanking
but its usual now
i hav started liking

thats how my day began
lets c now how it ends
waise who cares
i gonna scribble
the same thing
day after day
till theres a sunday

"Chalo bhabhiji main chalti hu"

Beti aur kya kya kar leti ho?khana pakana ata hai?tumhari hobbies kya kya hai?nachne aur gaane ka shawk hai?tumahri fav.dish kaun si hai? uffffffffff........after finishing my collage i had 2 face lot of terrible questions.sounding very simple naa???anybody can give answers of these questions.it seems very simple but complicated too!!!
It is not only the experience of mine but also experience of those girls who has just finished their post graduation."ladki bade hone ki tension apne parents ko kam.padosiyon ko jyaada hoti hai.shuklaji shaadi karao beti ki,beti ne post graduation complete kar liya hai" lolz.
"post graduation complete kar liya hai????"--what does it mean?,for getting married what is the use of this statement?? I hav a answer.....simple --It means whenever you have completed your post graduation you have to get married otherwise you wil get TAKLA (AADHA CHAAND),BUDDHA LADKA.
Instead of asking for age,padosi use "post graduation" word-very smart hai na?
anyways let's talk about padosi aurte (womens)...padosi womens are very expert in brain wash.first she will come to ur mom,then she wud try to find out 2 things.first-Is there some problem in ur marriage? or second- Have ur parents not yet realized that you are eligible for marriage?
She starts with -Aapki ladki Kitni badi ho gayi hai,IIIIIIIIItni chhoti si thi,kaise time jata hai pata hi nahi chalta,kab bacche bade ho jate hai pata hi nahi chalta.(Time wala sentence-very typical,she wants ur mom to realize.Then she starts praising you-kitni soni ho gayi hai,bhabhi bilkul aap pe gayi hai.(thank god bhaisaheb nahi hai,nahi toh tab kya kahti aunty).
At the end she uses third degree formula-which is very torturable--not understood???After using first and second formula when she found bhabhi pe toh koi asar nahi ho raha hai then she starts making third degree formula.
Sharmaji ki ladki ko jaante hai naa aap,uss ladki ne bahut padai ki,company se foreign jaane ka mauka bhi mila,har cheez me naseeb acchi bechari ki,lekin late shaadi hone ki wazah se ladka bada ganda mila.Itna kaala Itna kaala kya batau bhabhiji....bilkul pados me jo dog hai naa apna doberman...... uske jaisa!!!!Aur upper se TAKLA.ladki itni sunder aur ladka kisi layak nahi.aur haaaaaaaaaa pita bhi hai.aap log me maas-macchi(non-veg) nahi khaate naa,woh bhi aapke caste ka hai,lekin sab khaata hai.ladki usse jyaada kamati hai.kya karegi bechari,zindagi bhar usse bana k khilayegi.Then she takes long deep breath and ends the story with consoling sentence ---Bahut bura hua.sahi age me shaadi ho gayi hoti toh itna adjustments nahi karna padta.
Do u know one thing ? --To tell such a spicy story you need to have 2 things.first is confidence and second is horrible expressions.---nahi toh bhabhi ke ander beti k bade hone ka darr kaise baithega.hahahah
finally aunty complets her mission and ends the story with "CHALO BHABHIJI MAIN CHALTI HU"