"Chalo bhabhiji main chalti hu"

Beti aur kya kya kar leti ho?khana pakana ata hai?tumhari hobbies kya kya hai?nachne aur gaane ka shawk hai?tumahri fav.dish kaun si hai? uffffffffff........after finishing my collage i had 2 face lot of terrible questions.sounding very simple naa???anybody can give answers of these questions.it seems very simple but complicated too!!!
It is not only the experience of mine but also experience of those girls who has just finished their post graduation."ladki bade hone ki tension apne parents ko kam.padosiyon ko jyaada hoti hai.shuklaji shaadi karao beti ki,beti ne post graduation complete kar liya hai" lolz.
"post graduation complete kar liya hai????"--what does it mean?,for getting married what is the use of this statement?? I hav a answer.....simple --It means whenever you have completed your post graduation you have to get married otherwise you wil get TAKLA (AADHA CHAAND),BUDDHA LADKA.
Instead of asking for age,padosi use "post graduation" word-very smart hai na?
anyways let's talk about padosi aurte (womens)...padosi womens are very expert in brain wash.first she will come to ur mom,then she wud try to find out 2 things.first-Is there some problem in ur marriage? or second- Have ur parents not yet realized that you are eligible for marriage?
She starts with -Aapki ladki Kitni badi ho gayi hai,IIIIIIIIItni chhoti si thi,kaise time jata hai pata hi nahi chalta,kab bacche bade ho jate hai pata hi nahi chalta.(Time wala sentence-very typical,she wants ur mom to realize.Then she starts praising you-kitni soni ho gayi hai,bhabhi bilkul aap pe gayi hai.(thank god bhaisaheb nahi hai,nahi toh tab kya kahti aunty).
At the end she uses third degree formula-which is very torturable--not understood???After using first and second formula when she found bhabhi pe toh koi asar nahi ho raha hai then she starts making third degree formula.
Sharmaji ki ladki ko jaante hai naa aap,uss ladki ne bahut padai ki,company se foreign jaane ka mauka bhi mila,har cheez me naseeb acchi bechari ki,lekin late shaadi hone ki wazah se ladka bada ganda mila.Itna kaala Itna kaala kya batau bhabhiji....bilkul pados me jo dog hai naa apna doberman...... uske jaisa!!!!Aur upper se TAKLA.ladki itni sunder aur ladka kisi layak nahi.aur haaaaaaaaaa pita bhi hai.aap log me maas-macchi(non-veg) nahi khaate naa,woh bhi aapke caste ka hai,lekin sab khaata hai.ladki usse jyaada kamati hai.kya karegi bechari,zindagi bhar usse bana k khilayegi.Then she takes long deep breath and ends the story with consoling sentence ---Bahut bura hua.sahi age me shaadi ho gayi hoti toh itna adjustments nahi karna padta.
Do u know one thing ? --To tell such a spicy story you need to have 2 things.first is confidence and second is horrible expressions.---nahi toh bhabhi ke ander beti k bade hone ka darr kaise baithega.hahahah
finally aunty complets her mission and ends the story with "CHALO BHABHIJI MAIN CHALTI HU"